That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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