4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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