As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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