Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
