I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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