is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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