Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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