Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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