better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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