I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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