he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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