i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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