yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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