return my video game
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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