All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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