I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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