I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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