i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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