and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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