I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I am available for nakedness
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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