i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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