UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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