I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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