Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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