Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He better not be in your backpack
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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