My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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