hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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