I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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