I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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