your room smells of hookers.
And success
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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