Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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