This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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