i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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