Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
