it hurts more in the daytime
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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