I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize