so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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