i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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