I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Let's paint friendship bongs
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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