I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just tell him i said nine months
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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