Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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