They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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