He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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