can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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