So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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