piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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