i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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