Sacagawea was the original milf.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The feeling are messing with the penis
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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