I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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