Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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