): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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