Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i came on her dog
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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