Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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