Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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