Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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